The 2004 List
1. Have one team member dress as each: a matrix agent, a justice league member, a Muppet, and an inanimate object. These outfits must be worn to all checkins (excepting list handout) and in all video/photographic evidence. [300]
4. Make a sculpture of George Washington crossing the Potomac out of various meats. [60-90 depending on quality]
8. a cordless or tailless mouse. [50 pts]
51. Make the most defensive birthday cake possible [60 pts]
64. Make DUCK tape. [20-80]
71. Make a giant mousetrap game used to capture small children. [90]
99. Make pork on the cob. [20]
108. Make a Pikachu doll that actually delivers an electrical shock. [175]
111. Donate sperm [75 pts for males, 175 pts for females]
131. Rant "flash flood!" in a crowded theater. [45]
169. Utilize a car and someone in the trunk to the fullest potential. [70-150 depending on hilarity]
179. Make a homemade urinal. (bonus for complex plumbing, [+20-50])[65]
180. Make the most offensive birthday cake possible. [20]
196. Brush your teeth with Elmer's glue. [25]
239. Put on an erotic puppet show in a mall. [90]
240. MUTILATION: Bad Hair day. Shave it all! (bonus if all are shaved, [+100])[head=80, eyebrows=150,
armpits=20, legs=30, back=20, chest and stomach= 50, butt=50, nether region=100]
244. Proof of at least one team member holding a Tricadecathlonomania sign at a location 100 miles away. [150]
270. Everyone in the group covered in butter going down a slide simultaneously. [65]
The 2005 List
12) Proclaim that today is "tuna Tuesday" and hand out samples to passersby. [50]
19) Make a new periodic table including all of the standard elements, plus the following: Turbonium, Delirium, Testiculum, Hot Fudge, Progerium, and BOOM! Tough Actin’ Tinactin. (Points based on hilarity of Greek names and atomic symbols along with placement accuracy) [60]
32) Poop in a time capsule, label it "The Decline of Western Civilization," and bury it. [40]
34) Eat fruity pebbles and milk out of a geode. [20] (Bonus if geode looks like geodude crying [+20])
42) Fail a pregnancy test. [20] (Bonus if stick turns green [+10])
59) Make a detailed topographic map of Middle Earth out of materials typically used for gingerbread houses. [80]
144) What is the 127th word spoken in "Hook?” [10]
154) F@cking annihilate a lawn gnome. [40]
160) Find an illegal pad. [20]
167) Advertise an extremely personal fact in a very public place (you need signs, pamphlets, etc). [10-60]
169) What is the mass of the earth, in stones? [30]
188) Help an elderly person (flop) jaywalk across the street. Sing "Breakin' the Law" by Judas Priest the whole time. [70] (Bonus if elderly person (flop) is also singing [+60])
190) At the end of the day, eat a sandwich made out of the following: bread, mayo, tomatoes, black olives, lettuce, salt/pepper, oil, vinegar, and this list. [30] (Bonus if you can prove that it was prepared at Subway [+30])
192) Who were the full cast and crew of cannibal the musical? [20]
229) Find an abnormally large eating utensil. (Points based on magnitude above average size) [10-60]
235) Put a pancake on a bunny's head. [40]
238) Enter a Burger King restaurant and claim that you are a messenger from the lord of the White Castle with an urgent message for the Burger King. (Alternate: Enter a White Castle and claim to be an emissary from the Burger King who is poised to invade.) (Points based detail and elaborateness) [60]
277) Make a seven-minute short film in which two ninjas battle for the honor of their respective families, using dialogue taken only from "Green Eggs and Ham." [20-100]
The 2006 List
8} Go into stores in only t-shirt and shoes. [40] (Thong-[30])
12} Make a poncho out of shoe laces. Wear it. [15 points/ size (XL,L,M,S), maximum of [60] points] (Infinity-[60])
21: What key does a housefly hum in? [15]
23) Make an illustrated list of the next five reincarnations of Mr. T. [25]
24) Write an ode in iambic tetrameter praising the best Power Ranger. [20]
30) Make a sexier Fanta commercial. [60]
31} Allow a leach to suck on your back for three minutes straight. [60]
34) Rewrite this list by hand and replace every a with an @, every e with an *, every I with an !, every o with #, and every u with ^. Replace the first half of the y’s with &. [200]
38) Make chicken soup for the soul, using shredded pages of the book, chicken soup for the soul, as noodles. [20]
43} Be forced to use gorilla tactics. [1-20]
68} Dress up like Gandalf from Lord of the Rings and stop traffic: “You shall not pass!” [60]
73) Make a Chewbacca mask out of team members’ hair. [80]
82} Roshambo someone for their ice cream cone. [10]
84} Eat a bowl of cereal, replacing the milk with vegetable oil. [20]
91}Treat a Lawn gnome to dinner and a movie, and then a spa like mud bath (w/ cucumber eye-covers). [60]
100} Gimp my ride. [15]
117} Hold a sex seminar for the public using donuts and hotdogs as props. [100] (Bonus if eaten [20]) (Bonus if eaten by non-Tricadecathlonomania participants [40])
123} Try to trade in a Tonka or matchbox car for a real life sized car at a dealership. [20]
133) Make a short Veggie Tales episode using solely curse words. [45]
137] Find a priest, a nun, and a rabbi walking into a bar. [80]
149) Make a pair of boots designed for hedgehog wrangling. [15]
155] Find and experience Buttocks [10], Botox [40], bollux [20], and just plain ox [20]. (Bonus if all items complete [20])
161) Blend up a (cooked) steak slurpie. Drink it in all its gooey glory. [50]
165} Buy a big bottle of lotion and a National Geographic and tell the cashier that the two purchases aren’t related. [30]
172) Create a hollowed out bible to conceal yet another bible. [30]
186} Scream moaning sounds in a confessional. [30]
188} Have an “Herbal Essences Experience”, using exclusively peanut butter and Cheeze Whiz. [45]
191} Mutilation: Cut off your eyelashes, eyebrows, and radically and permanently change your hair. [250]
251] Find a recording of a giraffe making whatever noise giraffes make. [40]
256: What is the most cost effective way to purchase 10000 calories of food at McDonalds? Do it. [55]
261} Advertise “Steroids for babies” in a public place. [25]
262} Have your whole team walk really slowly through an intersection. [20] (2 point bonus/ car honk you illicit, maximum of [20] points) (Bonus if dressed as the blind [30])
263} Walk into a Hot Topic wearing the preppiest clothes you can find and ask at least 3 customers why they shop in such an “icky” store. [30] (Bonus for wearing a pink polo with a popped collar [10])
280} Convince a toddler to head butt you in the stomach. [15]
281) Make a pet out of items found in the trash, love it and don’t let anyone else touch it. [45]
284} Prove that although it is a Banana in your pocket, you are indeed happy to see me. [10]
Get ready!
Heart,
Trica Gnome
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